man all i want is to cuddle with you and bake you cookies and make your favorite food and sit on the couch all cuddled up with you and watch your favorite movie with you and then go to bed with you and maybe listen to your favorite album with you and jump around with you and then when we get tired of doing that we could fall asleep on the floor with pillows everywhere and put my face on your chest and just make you feel loved every day of your life
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
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Play me in some civilization
such car, very fast
I WILL FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WILL EVAPORATE ALL OCEANS. I WILL BURN EVERY FOREST. I WILL FREEZE EVERY DESERT. I WILL EXPLODE THE FUCKING MOON AND THE SUN AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.
I was homeschooled
Who cares about the ps4 and xbox one when there’s the game sphere?
I want to know if I’m the only one.
sooooo many times.
The amount of notes makes me sad
Wow the number makes me sad.
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
I’m pretty sure this phone once belonged to a winchester
^^this is why Sam had a new cell phone in season four
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TURN A MICROWAVED PHONE INTO A SUPERNATURAL POST
At the beginning it looks like someones body rising then switching into a face screaming